Ok guys, with Valentine’s Day just around the corner I want to share a few tips. There’s a long list that I could come up with about things you should never ask a woman you just met. But I’m going to give you the 3 most important things. Even though some of these may seem like common sense things to NOT ask. If they’re here it’s because, believe it or not they have been asked.
1. Can I kiss you?
Trust me on this one. If you have to ask, odds are that the answer is probably no. Even though some girls may like the respectful nature of the question, most girls (me included) consider confidence sexy and will automatically think you’re a lame for asking. Just go in for the kill! The worst that can happen is that you’ll get rejected. I know this would be like the end of the world for you, but you’ll live to see another day.
2. Are you bi?
Are you serious? I don’t know what gave you that impression, but how is this an appropriate icebreaker? IT ISN’T, REALLY. Yeah, maybe you saw me dancing with my girls, but we’re not all having a sexy slumber party after this. Even if we were, you are most certainly not invited. And guys, if for some insane reason you do ask and get an affirmative response, do not follow up with “wanna have a threesome?” Just be grateful you got away with asking one deviant question to begin with. Push your luck, and you will find not only a drink splashed in your face, but a swift kick headed toward your balls too.
3. Wanna go back to my place?
Maybe this is just me, but does no one else get the overwhelming feeling that they’re going to be murdered when a guy IMMEDIATELY wants to get you out of your current location and into his condo? It’s even worse if you follow with “We won’t have sex, I promise.” Um, us not having sex is not the issue right now. The issue is the missing persons report my mother may have to file tomorrow morning. Maybe I’m guilty of watching too many episodes of Law and Order SVU, but the possibility is totally real. Right? It’s also presumptuous to think that you’re oh-so attractive that the only thing I want to do is get the heck out of this bar and tear your pants off. Just sayin’.
Keep these questions out of the first conversation you have with any woman and you will maybe have a chance at seeing her for a second time. 😉
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Just be gentlemen, we love that.
